Sunday, April 29, 2007

brief hiatus




Unfortunately, the EVIL JOHN show will have to take a brief hiatus because one of it's starring players is recovering from back surgery. That's right, the one and only C. Angus Floyd (pictured above), the hardest working cat in show business will be taking time off from his budding film career. We here at the EVIL JOHN show feel that there really wouldn't be a show without the wit and wisdom he brings to our productions.

If you would like to send your thoughts, prayers and/or treats to Angus, please comment on this blog post. All comments will be read to Angus and if possible he will dictate a reply.

And don't worry, as soon as Angus is back on four feet, the show will go on.

Thank you,
tEJs

bloopers

the team here at the EVIL JOHN show resents the fact that you think we've run out of ideas.

we know that blooper shows suck.

we were too busy being EVIL this week to get out a real show.

it was this or nothing? would you rather have nothing?

look, it's a day early.

you people are so demanding, ok, fine, you'll get a new episode next week.

i thought we were evil, you people are mean and ungrateful!

also available on youtube at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qzw5aoZZ3c

also available at itunes <- this link will open iTunes on your computer.

episode 4: clip

regular JOHN's thirst for fame has hit a new low.

... now with 75% less crack!

also available on youtube at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jRbhzjqHoE

also available at itunes <- this link will open iTunes on your computer. EVIL JOHN OUT!

episode 3: plumb



you are going to have to decide if this week's video is safe for YOUR work.

hint: i don't want to make too many cracks about regular JOHN, but in the end, he is an ass.

also available on youtube at http://youtube.com/watch?v=_HATouJtXf8

also available at itunes <- this link will open iTunes on your computer.

EVIL JOHN OUT!

episode 2: sugar

i'm back and EVIL-er than ever. this weeks episode sheds a little light into why regular JOHN can't shed any pounds.

also available on youtube at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6jo7BzJiNI

also available at itunes <- this link will open iTunes on your computer. logan, and others, this and all past, present and future videos are and will be ipod compatible. (the person who screwed that up has been fired.) EVIL JOHN OUT!

episode 1: cats




what EVIL JOHN SEZ really hurts regular JOHN. and EVIL JOHN couldn't care less. wanna know bad things about JOHN that only his EVIL twin would know? check back often. and hey, add comments about how much you hate JOHN, i'm sure there are tons of you out there that are sick of his bulls@#t.

also available on youtube at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4PPsY2GaNE

also available at itunes (this link will open itunes on your computer.)

Thursday, March 15, 2007

it's late!

EVIL JOHN SEZ:

do you know where your know where your twins are?



on 3/21/07, you will!

EVIL JOHN OUT!

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Still Thinking...

EVIL JOHN SEZ:

i'm still thinking about rJ's offer...

but to tide you over, here's a portrait of rJ (by his wife) that will illustrate what i have to deal with.



EVIL JOHN OUT!