Dull Butter Knife.

EVIL JOHN SEZ:

did you know that regular JOHN thinks he’s losing his edge? hardy f’n haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…

i’m sorry, i just fell off my yoga ball i was laughing so hard. can round mounds of pinky-white, bald, corn-balls have an edge?

yeah, he’s edgy, he’s like the pudgy, albino love child of the michelin man and the pillsbury dough boy.

this kid’s an ah-ha song… and not “take on me.”

you wanna know how to get an edge? well if you have to ask, you’ll never know. you could start by copying everything that i do. then follow that by giving EVIL JOHN all of your money. and you know what, throw in that ipod. of course that won’t make you any edgier than you are now, but at least i’d finally have an ipod.

EVIL JOHN OUT!