ROCKZ!

EVIL JOHN SEZ:

did you know that regular JOHN thinks he’s a dj? well, he ain’t. if i hear another mix of his with 'such great heights', by the postal service on it… i’m going to throw his ipod out the window.

to show that bad taste doesn’t run in the family, here’s a playlist that rocks my EVIL socks off:



Behind Blue Eyes - The Who
"sure, it's tough being the good looking guy with a dead heart... but if you try to stick your finger down my throat, you ain't getting it back."

Debaser - The Pixies
"i don't know what a debaser is, but it sure sounds EVIL."

Dedicated Follower of Fashion - The Kinks
"this song is about regular JOHN, okay it was written before he was born, but if you've ever seen this guy walking through the mall, trying to find a pair of jeans and a hipster t-shirt, you'd wish the feuding brothers in the kinks would just get along and write some more songs... and no, i don't see a parrallel."

Fuckin' with My Head - Beck
"fuckin' with regular JOHN's head is my business, and business is good. i just came here to drink some beer and kick regular JOHN's ass, and i'm almost out of beer. if regular JOHN could fly, he wouldn’t bump his as a hoppin’… what was I saying?”

Get off of My Cloud - The Rolling Stones
"i'm not a cloud rider, per se, but i like the sentiment. hey, regular JOHN, if i had a cloud, you'd be the first guy i kick the hell off. look out below, falling shithead."

How I Could Just Kill a Man - Cypress Hill
"try me.”

I think I Smell a Rat - The White Stripes
"no, regular JOHN, that's not a rat you smell, that's your piss poor attitude and your decaying future as middle management mediocrity... wait are you listening to this in your car? okay, yes, that's a dead rat i hid in your glove compartment."

Mr. Pitiful - Otis Redding
"nuff said,”

Negative Creep – Nirvana
“this is song is like radiohead’s creep… plus it’s negative.”

No More Mr. Nice Guy- Alice Cooper
"you wanna know when i said 'no more mr. nice guy' to regular JOHN? conception, muthafucka. that's how early he pissed me off."

Shitlist - L7
"here's an example of my shitlist: 1. regular JOHN smells like shit. 2. regular JOHN looks like shit. 3. everything regular JOHN touches turns to... you get the idea."

Since U Been Gone - Kelly Clarkson
"how'd that get in there?"

Trouble - Elvis Presley
"sample lyrics... 'if you're lookin' trouble/ just look in my face,' and 'i was born standing up/ and talkin' back' and 'because i'm EVIL/ my middle name is misery/ i'm EVIL, EVIL EVIL/ don't mess around with me.'
elvis at his fake baddest.

Why Can't We Be Friends - War
"why can't we be friends? because you suck."

any suggestions for more songs that show how EVIL i am and how much regular JOHN sucks? Comment… if you dare.

EVIL JOHN OUT!

UPDATE: some of the songs are now an imix on itunes. get your iass over there and ilisten to the isongs. not all the songs are there, i guess some are too EVIL for apple.

click:

http://exchange2k3.crameronline.com/exchweb/bin/redir.asp?URL=http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPublishedPlaylist?id=729867