EVIL JOHN SEZ:
did you know that the first album JOHN ever bought was thriller by that pervert michael jackson? and the first cassette tape he ever bought was culture club. do i even have to say anything more? come on! is there any wonder why he turned out the way he did? and have you ever listened to his ipod? it’s got tons of hair band shit. when the children cry? nelson? bon jovi?
are you a chick in an acid washed jean jacket?
jesus!
EVIL JOHN OUT!
8 comments:
EVIL JOHN RESPONDZ:
nice threat anonymous chicken shit comment person! i bet this is JOHN pretending to be a tough guy. typical. you know exactly how many fist fights JOHN has won in his life? exactly zero. as for you, what kind of REALLY NASTY SHIT is going to hurt me? remember, i'm EVIL.
EVIL JOHN OUT!
MACK MAMMA SEzz:
well, EVIL JOHN, i won't be all throwin' shit around and all, but let me just mention three things that might stir your memory: appalachian mountain people, homemade tasers, and an overnight stay in a hillbilly jail. do you really want me to tell the story? there's evil and then there's stupid...
EVIL JOHN RESPONDZ:
my EVIL lawyer has had those appalachian records sealed, and i suggest you do the same to your damn lips. ever hear of an injunction? ever hear of libel or slander or an ass whuppin?
EVIL JOHN OUT!
oh HO...seem a little SCARED now, mr. tough guy EVIL JOHN. running off to your fancy LAWYER now, areya? usin' all fancy words like injunction and slander. hey - isn't slander one of the reasons you spent that night in jail? didn't you slander some poor mountain goat? or was it ass whuppin'? you wanna clear that up for your readers?
EVIL JOHN RESPONDZ:
you're real tough mr. mack mama, from all the way over in anonymous land. i know for sure that your EVIL twin didn't tell you anything about me. EVIL twins have a bond that regular people don't know about. in fact i'm sure if your EVIL twin did tell you anything it was a lie to mess up your life. that's an EVIL twin's business... and business is good. ask JOHN.
you'll see when EVIL MACK MAMA gets his own site. you'll get your comeuppance.
EVIL JOHN OUT!
EVIL JOHN RESPONDZ:
thanks, truck, i appreciate the sentiment. although 'stupid faced shlub' seems exactly like regular JOHN i know... i can neither confirm or deny any 'jock sniffing'. i deal only in true things i know about JOHN... but it sounds about right.
EVIL JOHN OUT!
you know truck turner, i used to think just like you until Evil john called me a "suck up." now i'm like, screw evil john, he just wants to be evil for the sake of being evil. he's the real jock sniffer. and even though regular john smells a little like pee, it's not that bad - you get used to after a while.
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