EVIL JOHN SEZ:
did you know that JOHN never listens? what is his friggin’ problem? have you ever ridden in a car with this guy? He’s always, ‘hey, did you say left or right?’ or at home, ‘what did you say we were having for dinner?’ or ‘did i already ask you that?’ or ‘EVIL JOHN, what did you say your website was going to be about?’
and don’t get me started on the wax in his ears, after every shower he cleans enough wax out of his ears to get a goth chick all hot and bothered. it’s gross and it turns my EVIL stomach. have you ever been around him when his ears get all clogged with that shit? it’s unbearable trying to talk to that freak, he’s all ‘what? what?’ and then he’s all polite, like ‘sorry, i’m having trouble hearing you, can you say that again?’ NO damn it. clean your ears out like the rest of us or go to the doctor and get that shit fixed. you’re like a yankee candle factory that only has one scent and it’s ‘gross-ass sick ear butter.’
EVIL JOHN OUT!
did you know that JOHN never listens? what is his friggin’ problem? have you ever ridden in a car with this guy? He’s always, ‘hey, did you say left or right?’ or at home, ‘what did you say we were having for dinner?’ or ‘did i already ask you that?’ or ‘EVIL JOHN, what did you say your website was going to be about?’
and don’t get me started on the wax in his ears, after every shower he cleans enough wax out of his ears to get a goth chick all hot and bothered. it’s gross and it turns my EVIL stomach. have you ever been around him when his ears get all clogged with that shit? it’s unbearable trying to talk to that freak, he’s all ‘what? what?’ and then he’s all polite, like ‘sorry, i’m having trouble hearing you, can you say that again?’ NO damn it. clean your ears out like the rest of us or go to the doctor and get that shit fixed. you’re like a yankee candle factory that only has one scent and it’s ‘gross-ass sick ear butter.’
EVIL JOHN OUT!
2 comments:
OOH, all that ear wax talk is getting me sooo hot!
EVIL JOHN RESPONDZ:
okay, now that's sick. i might be EVIL, but some things are just plain wrong.
hey, you seeing anybody?
EVIL JOHN OUT!
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