EVIL JOHN SEZ:
did you know that JOHN is a real friggin’ slob? the guy’s barely housebroken. he always leaves dishes in the sink for days… sure, he says he’s letting them soak, but for god’s sake, they’re non stick pans. you have a dishwasher, asshole. do you know what you’re doing to your poor wife? not only does she has to clean up after your ass, but have you ever made the bed? have you ever turned off a light? and damn it, cook a meal for once!
EVIL JOHN OUT
p.s. JEN, if you’re tired of his bullshit and want to come over to the dark side, call me. unfortunately i don’t have a phone or anything, just call JOHN with a fake voice and ask for me. xoxo
1 comment:
EVIL JOHN RESPONDZ:
well you can tell regular JOHN because he smells funny. the exact stench is hard to place, but something like a sweaty clown that got stuck in a shit storm. otherwise we're identical, except for his suckiness!
EVIL JOHN OUT!
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