EVIL JOHN SEZ:
did you know that regular JOHN once made his brother step on a tack? that sounds more like an EVIL JOHN thing than a regular JOHN thing, but it’s true. oh, and it wasn’t an accident, it was on purpose. sure, rJ was like 5 years old, but it was a sign of a bad seed. fortunately for me, he’s has been regretting it for years, so i always bring it up to remind him how EVIL he can be. i like to watch him squirm with guilt.
it’s actually a good thing that this didn’t continue because EVIL JOHN would have had trouble differentiating himself from regular JOHN. but imagine if there were two EVIL JOHNS. the perfect evil tag team. wow, world domination would have been a piece of cake. when we turn 35 we could run for president and be the first EVIL TWIN president/vp in history. oh, wait, present administration excluded.
i know, it’s only a dream, a beautiful, beautiful dream… hey, has anyone seen my thumbtacks?
EVIL JOHN OUT
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
Friday, September 16, 2005
Movie Night!
EVIL JOHN SEZ:
did you know that regular JOHN likes the worst movies? exhibit 1: joe versus the volcano. joe versus the what are you friggin kidding me? i thought regular john was supposed to be some film-major-snobby-noir-french-new-wave-dogma-85-i-don’t-even-know-what -i’m-saying-art-house pretentious asshole.
(turner and hooch era) tom hanks jumps into a friggin’ volcano? and lives? abe vagoda is a polynesian king that drinks orange soda? meg ryan plays 3 different people?
exhibit 2: amelie. a french film about a chick who goes around doing good deeds?
french?
chick?
good deeds?
chick?
french?
i don’t know where to begin. why can’t i be (predator era) arnold schwarzenegger’s EVIL twin?
john, what the hell is your problem? watch a movie with balls.
EVIL JOHN OUT!
did you know that regular JOHN likes the worst movies? exhibit 1: joe versus the volcano. joe versus the what are you friggin kidding me? i thought regular john was supposed to be some film-major-snobby-noir-french-new-wave-dogma-85-i-don’t-even-know-what -i’m-saying-art-house pretentious asshole.
(turner and hooch era) tom hanks jumps into a friggin’ volcano? and lives? abe vagoda is a polynesian king that drinks orange soda? meg ryan plays 3 different people?
exhibit 2: amelie. a french film about a chick who goes around doing good deeds?
french?
chick?
good deeds?
chick?
french?
i don’t know where to begin. why can’t i be (predator era) arnold schwarzenegger’s EVIL twin?
john, what the hell is your problem? watch a movie with balls.
EVIL JOHN OUT!
Thursday, September 15, 2005
Idaho!!!
EVIL JOHN SEZ:
did you know that regular JOHN is horrible at updating his blog? he is so bad at it that it’s starting rub off on me, his EVIL twin, EVIL JOHN. have you seen his site? he hasn’t updated since, july 31. oh, sure he was busy, he was on vacation, and don’t let him feed you any bullshit about there not being any computers in montana, they do have a website. where do you think that came from? idaho? i doubt that shit very much! idaho wouldn’t give montana a fuckin’ potato if it was starving, and believe me idaho has potatoes to spare. they throw out more potatoes than… than… i don’t know what.
sorry, idaho, just has such an elitist attitude that pisses me off, much like regular JOHN.
all i know is that if you want people to read your blog you should put some effort into putting something up to read. regular JOHN i’m looking in your direction and stop sucking me into your bad habits.
EVIL JOHN OUT!
did you know that regular JOHN is horrible at updating his blog? he is so bad at it that it’s starting rub off on me, his EVIL twin, EVIL JOHN. have you seen his site? he hasn’t updated since, july 31. oh, sure he was busy, he was on vacation, and don’t let him feed you any bullshit about there not being any computers in montana, they do have a website. where do you think that came from? idaho? i doubt that shit very much! idaho wouldn’t give montana a fuckin’ potato if it was starving, and believe me idaho has potatoes to spare. they throw out more potatoes than… than… i don’t know what.
sorry, idaho, just has such an elitist attitude that pisses me off, much like regular JOHN.
all i know is that if you want people to read your blog you should put some effort into putting something up to read. regular JOHN i’m looking in your direction and stop sucking me into your bad habits.
EVIL JOHN OUT!
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