EVIL JOHN SEZ:
did you know that regular JOHN is horrible at updating his blog? he is so bad at it that it’s starting rub off on me, his EVIL twin, EVIL JOHN. have you seen his site? he hasn’t updated since, july 31. oh, sure he was busy, he was on vacation, and don’t let him feed you any bullshit about there not being any computers in montana, they do have a website. where do you think that came from? idaho? i doubt that shit very much! idaho wouldn’t give montana a fuckin’ potato if it was starving, and believe me idaho has potatoes to spare. they throw out more potatoes than… than… i don’t know what.
sorry, idaho, just has such an elitist attitude that pisses me off, much like regular JOHN.
all i know is that if you want people to read your blog you should put some effort into putting something up to read. regular JOHN i’m looking in your direction and stop sucking me into your bad habits.
EVIL JOHN OUT!
2 comments:
Montana? Who the f-goes to Montana on a vacation? You know who? It's commonly known that Montana is methe-lab heaven. But, don't worry your pretty heads...reg. John is afraid of flinstone vitamens let alone methe. John probably went there because he heard they were giving out free nads. I can't think of any other possible reason.
I'll tell you why regular John went to Montana for vacation. He went there so he could hang with the other Real Men and swill warm Jack Daniels in the Virginia City saloon while his wife waited in the rain under a rotting cottonwood tree to see one of her family get married. Eventually he went outside to. But, did he save her any JD? Is THAT the Cowboy Way??
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