EVIL JOHN SEZ:
did you know that regular JOHN likes the worst movies? exhibit 1: joe versus the volcano. joe versus the what are you friggin kidding me? i thought regular john was supposed to be some film-major-snobby-noir-french-new-wave-dogma-85-i-don’t-even-know-what -i’m-saying-art-house pretentious asshole.
(turner and hooch era) tom hanks jumps into a friggin’ volcano? and lives? abe vagoda is a polynesian king that drinks orange soda? meg ryan plays 3 different people?
exhibit 2: amelie. a french film about a chick who goes around doing good deeds?
french?
chick?
good deeds?
chick?
french?
i don’t know where to begin. why can’t i be (predator era) arnold schwarzenegger’s EVIL twin?
john, what the hell is your problem? watch a movie with balls.
EVIL JOHN OUT!
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2 comments:
Yeah, well, I bet regular John also liked "March of the Penguins" where the cute widdow penguins trek back and freakin' forth and back again across the coldest friggin' place on Earth, to the tune of Wild Kingdom music and narrated by Morgan "I'd Rather Be On Safari" Freeman, who probably made a boatload on the deal narrating this film while sitting on a deck chair in Cabo, tossing back Blue Hawaiians and Podcasting the freakin' thing on the side. This is what passes for art in regular John's world. Awww, ain't it cute?
EVIL JOHN RESPONDZ:
is this EVIL morgan freeman commenting? i've seen that conservatives are embracing:
-"March of the Penguins", the conservative film critic and radio host Michael Medved said in an interview, is "the motion picture this summer that most passionately affirms traditional norms like monogamy, sacrifice and child rearing." Speaking of audiences who feel that movies ignore or belittle such themes, he added: "This is the first movie they've enjoyed since The Passion of the Christ. This is The Passion of the Penguins."
from: http://blogcritics.org/
EVIL JOHN wonders if they know that it, like amelie, was made in france?
EVIL JOHN OUT!
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