Blue Moon!

EVIL JOHN SEZ:

did you know that regular JOHN wishes he had blue hair so bad? ‘so bad’ is right, it would look ‘so bad’ on him. as i’ve mentioned before he is so not punk. i think that’s why he wants to dye his hair blue. he never did it when it was age appropriate so now he’s grasping at some ‘escape back to your youth’ bullshit. nevermind the fact that he’s a corporate clown. nevermind the fact that he’s a thirty-one year old, married, condo owner. nevermind the fact that he’s bald.

can you imagine those wispy, non-hairs on the top of his head being blue? i can. in fact if i don’t finish this post it’s because i’ve died laughing. i’d love to see a blue half-headband that semi-circles around a pink skin-yalmuka. kinda like that star wars character but sad and so not punk.

go ahead regular JOHN and dye your hair blue, or red, or green, the world could use a little more laugher… EVIL laughter!

EVIL JOHN OUT!