EVIL JOHN SEZ:
did you know that regular JOHN is not punk? i don’t mean he’s not a punk ass bitch, which he is, or that he listens to punk rock, which he doesn’t, i mean that he might try to act like some cool guy who’s too cool for the mainstream, but he’s full of piss.
guess where i saw him last week? bed bath and beyond! i shit you not. housewives shop at bed bath and beyond - not used t-shirt wearin’, hipster, faded jean, rockin’, cool guys. there is no need for a 'guy' to go to bed bath and beyond. you never see EVIL guys there. wanna know why that is? how about all the wicker hampers or the reversible shower curtains or the shams?
what, beside regular JOHN, is a sham? ask him, i’m sure he knows.
don’t let him try to play it off by telling you he was buying an electric toothbrush. clean teeth is not punk. cavities are punk.
kid, you’re not cool. you’re not with it. you’re O.C. not O.G.
by the way, If you see regular JOHN, ask him if who picked out his living room window treatments.
EVIL JOHN OUT!
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