Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Kick it to the Curb!

note: this was posted earlier but somehow disappeared. regular JOHN better not be behind this!

EVIL JOHN SEZ:

did you ever hear one of JOHN’S crazy rants? he’salways complaining about somebody messing with somebody or some politician lying about god knows what. who cares about that shit and more importantly, who cares what you think about that shit? his most recent tirade is about those employee discount sales that the car companies are blabbing about. he says, ‘i bet those cars aren’t any cheaper than they were this time last year, people are just falling for clever marketing.’ the most annoying thing is that he always ends it with, ‘i don’t know though, i haven’t done the research, so maybe i’m wrong.’ well, look that shit up before you start spouting off like some kind of left-wing liberal-media bastard.

i tell you what, regular JOHN, don’t come askin’ EVIL JOHN for a ride in his 2005 chevy cobalt, bitch… and i don’t even work for gm. ha ha ha!

EVIL JOHN OUT!

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