Gross!

EVIL JOHN SEZ:

did you know that JOHN is a real pansy when he gets a cold? he has one now and he is fucking unbearable. it’s not like he’s complaining, which would be fine because i’d just slap him in the mouth and tell him to shut it. no, he’s totally lazy and out of it and not really doing much to help himself. his wife asked him if he was taking any medicine and he said no because he didn’t know what to take. whiny bitch, he just sat on the couch and expected people to take care of him. speaking of his poor wife, she has the same cold he has and what did she do? she worked in the yard all weekend, she went to work, she’s living her life. the only thing JOHN is doing is wandering around with a blank look on his face and putting a permanent dent in the cushions of their couch.

and you want to see a pissed off EVIL twin? See what happens if he gets my ass sick! oh man, don’t even!

EVIL JOHN OUT!