Good?!?

SPACEJERK ASKZ:

Why is Good John such a cock-bag?

EVIL JOHN ANSWERZ:

there are two things wrong with this question: firstly, i don’t know any good JOHN. there’s regular JOHN. and although we are complete opposites, it would be a stretch to call him good. if you’ve actually read my blog, you’d no there ain’t much good about regular JOHN. he ain’t a good husband, he ain’t a good listener, he don’t have good taste in music… he ain’t good at nothing. if he was good, then i wouldn’t have to point out all his faults.

secondly, a cock-bag? is that the thing they put over the head of a rooster, right before a cockfight? i don’t see the reference.

but thanks for asking.

EVIL JOHN OUT!