Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Fade to Suck!

EVIL JOHN SEZ:

did you know that regular JOHN has a website too? i bet you didn’t know that because nobody knows it. that shlub has had a website since january and i’ve had one for two months and i’m already kicking ass in the comment department. he’s had like 10 people comment on his and i’ve had 29.

and man is it boring…’oh, i’m a struggling screenwriter’ blah, blah, blah. who cares about your stupid hobby? why don’t you start a website about paint drying. first, it would be more exciting than hearing about the progress of a movie you some day will start writing and as a bonus you might get high on the paint fumes and when you’re tripping out you might actually think of ideas that people might want to see.

EVIL JOHN OUT!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

EVIL JOHN RESPONDZ:

mackmama what's your problem? this website is 'EVIL JOHN SEZ'. it isn't EVIL JOHN COOKS GUMBO or EVIL JOHN HOLDS HANDS AND SINGS CAMPFIRE SONGS. you've confused me with regular JOHN, i'm not the one trick pony, i have diverse talents and several exciting ventures on the horizon. you have just happened to stumbled upon this particular pony show. and don't knock viscious drivel, it got me where i am today.

just respondin'...

EVIL JOHN OUT!