did you know that regular JOHN is helping EVIL JOHN? and he doesn’t even know it?
don’t believe me? check this out:
a. regular JOHN hits the snooze button on his alarm clock, b. it inflates a balloon that slowly tips over an iron on a cat with a piece of buttered toast strapped to it’s back, c. the cat flies in the air, d. because a cat always lands on it’s feet and a piece of buttered toast always lands face down, they both spin indefinitely, E. the spinning forces air into a tube that drops a baseball into a f. pitching machine, g. the baseball smashes a window, h. the shards of glass fall on carefully positioned dominoes, i. the dominoes climb up the stairs until one falls, J. on a button which sends a post to EVILJOHNSEZ.blogspot.com!
that was easy!
EVIL JOHN OUT!
5 comments:
Cat's are lucky. I wish that I could spin in an infinite horizontal vortex.
F-tuna!
EVIL JOHN SEZ:
did you know this is a website about regular JOHN?
although i appreciate your disdain for tuna... i'm sure there is an EVILTUNASEZ.blogspot.com. if not, you may have just found your life's calling.
speaking of:
did you know that regular JOHN puts too much mayo in his tuna salad? gross.
EVIL JOHN OUT!
evil john is almost as bad as cleggomyeggo... I need entertainment in the form of new blog posts. get on it.
April = non blogging month.
May = who the f$%k knows?
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