EVIL JOHN SEZ:
can you believe the cheesy ass blog template that JOHN set up for me? with dots and shit? JOHN knows i can’t do anything with a computer so he set up this site for me, probably so i’d go easy on him, but then he blew it and made the gayest looking site possible. no offense to gay people, just to JOHN.
well he’s going to rue the day he fucked me like that! for example:
EVIL JOHN SEZ: did you know that JOHN watches ‘what not to wear’ between innings of red sox games? even when his wife isn’t around? and sometimes he gets so wrapped up in learning about slimming skirt styles and using eye shodow in your crease that he forgets to turn back to the game?
fairy.
EVIL JOHN OUT!
2 comments:
like, I don't think Evil John is really evil. After all, he's not talking about singeing regular john's ball hair or extracting his toe nails with a phillips head screwdriver! All he is doing is exposing regular John for what he is! And in my world that makes Evil John a truth teller.
It also makes me wonder which John is actually evil?
EVIL JOHN RESPONDZ:
i like the way GRAPE APE thinks, although his comments come off like a suck up. who says i haven't or won't do any singeing or extracting, i am evil, that's for damn sure. some times the truth hurts and it's gonna hurt JOHN a hell of a lot more than me.
EVIL JOHN OUT!
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