Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Evil Night, and Evil Luck.

EVIL JOHN SEZ:

did you know that regular JOHN doesn’t know anything about computers? i mean sure he can turn the damn thing on, who can’t. he can download porn and send and email or two. but ask him to fix a little bug or set it up to edit video or some semi-complicated thing like that and he throws his hands up and has a hissy fit. he turns bitch.

viruses, spy-ware, .dll errors… the kid can’t get rid of pop ups to save the hair on his chiny-chin-chin!

that’s why i’m still using some crappy blog template on a free service.

i know what you are saying, ‘hey, EVIL JOHN, didn’t regular JOHN set up this blog for you? thusly, you also don’t know jack sprat about computers.’

what are you some kind of regular JOHN sympathizer? the edward r. murrow of defending blacklisted computer idiots?

you, sir are out of order!

i’m too busy being EVIL to figure this crap out. a sign of a really EVIL bastard is the ability to delegate. look it up!

EVIL JOHN OUT!

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