EVIL JOHN SEZ:
did you know that regular JOHN used to beat up his little brothers? i’d like to see him try that shit now. neither of his brothers is little anymore. sure when you were 14 and they were like 10 and 11 you were one bad mother scratcher. you were king of the hill. those were the days… and those days have passed.
now you don’t dare mess with those guys. they’d break you. they’d make you their bitch.
man, i’d pay to see that.
comeuppance! the karma express, next stop regular JOHN. what comes around is gonna kick your ass. sweet revenge is a bitch best served cold.
you get the picture. the EVIL picture!
for the record, regular JOHN never beat up EVIL JOHN. he knows better. EJ is a master of several of the deadly martial arts. as a kid rJ had a yellow belt in karate.
try me!
EVIL JOHN OUT!
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This is an outrage! rj should be bitch slapped profusely. I bet his brothers have been planning revenge for years now. One day they say: "Hey John, do you want to go camping with us?" And that stupid putz will say "Why yes, I would love to go camping" Then once on there trip they will reap there revenge by sewing his sleeping bag shut and commence to wacking him with fallen tree branches. If were lucky maybe a pack of wolves (or bears, or wild dog, whatever carniverous creature is out ther) will devour is candy-ass.
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