did you know that regular JOHN hates classic rock? of course just like all things rJ, there has to be a caveat. you know, i didn’t even know what that word meant until this dung dropper said it once. don’t worry, i punched him for being a pretentious prick.
the caveat is that sure he loves the stones and the beatles and the who (a.k.a. oldies). no, this knucklehead hate seventies and eighties arena rock. arena rock = EVIL. the sex, the big guitar riffs, the drugs, the tight pants, the dead drummers.
belch a few lines of 'we’re an american band' around him and you’ll hear a rant about how real rock stars don’t have to sing a song about how rockin’ they are. give me a break, corporate wedding videographer.
“now, these fine ladies, they had a plan,
they was out to meet
i don’t think so.
when was the last time you helped “party it down”. never, and the worst thing about this hypocrite is that he grew up on 80’s hair bands. people who live in white lions shouldn’t go around throwing britney foxes.
EVIL JOHN OUT!
E.p.s. don’t be afraid, bitches, comment!
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