Jose, Can You See?!?

EVIL JOHN SEZ:

did you know that regular JOHN doesn’t like fireworks? this guy must be half french. is there anything more all american than fireworks? it’s on that list with the loving apple pies and hot moms… strike that, reverse.

he sez that after a few explosions and bright lights, it’s pretty much just more of the same, and it lasts too long. that’s funny from a guy who loves action movies because “he loves when shit blows up.”

okay regular JOHN, where do i begin? firstly, it’s free you ingrate. not only are you getting shit blown up in real life, right in front of you, but it doesn’t cost you any more than the grass stains on your ass, as you sit and watch the free show.

secondly, it’s too long? now you’re complaining that the free shit is taking up too much of your precious time? what the hell are you going to do with this lost 20 minutes of your pathetic life? are you going to NOT write? NOT update your blog? NOT do housework? NOT get off the couch?
somehow you seem to NOT do all of these things when you’re already NOT watching fireworks.

thirdly, move to canada! we don't want you... the sad thing is i don't think they want you either.

you know what, the french can’t be all that bad, it seems they like bright lights and blowin shit up too.

EVIL JOHN OUT!